WA Salvage eyes off comeback amid soaring cost of living crisis

Industry insiders say retailers operating in Western Australia are shaking in their boots after rumblings of WA Salvage’s return surfaced.

While no official announcement has been made, we spoke to a source who said he had it on good authority that Westralians were sick of getting ripped off at the checkout. Adding,

“Let’s just say if you’re sick of getting a raw deal on extension cords, soakwells, pool noodles and bulk family packets of chips then you might be in for a surprise or two”

We spoke to an average Westralian resident who said there was “no question in his mind” that he would do as “much shopping as humanly possible” at WA Salvage should it return. Adding,

“WA Salvage had the best deals but it also had the best experience. You new knew who you’d have to elbow in the face to get at a marked down sheet of MDF or a supersoaker that wouldn’t survive one pump”

While WA Salvage wasn’t known for fresh produce, the source says that it is in a position to seriously disrupt the frozen ovenable market. Adding,

“If you’re prepared to take a haircut on fanciness then I reckon there could be some 40kg bags of assorted chicken nuggets for you. Not even Costco can compete with that. You literally have to back a ute in and get a forklift to help you”

If the rumours are to be believed, WA can expect a WA Salvage within the month. Help is on the way!