Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’
The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…
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FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…
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Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence
The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…
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Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters
In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…
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RBA urges mortgage holders to stop blocking the Strait of Hormuz if they want interest rates to drop
The RBA has raised the official cash rate by 25 basis points to 4.60% in line with expectations today. Naturally, the news came as a…
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Virgin offers stranded Freo fans vouchers for AFL Bar to go watch Grand Final replay
Virgin has won over the hearts & minds of Freo fans today after cancelling several flights from Melbourne to Perth that they’d paid stupid money…
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