Clive Palmer pledges the Titanic II to help US with Strait of Hormuz blockade
In an absurd escalation, Australia’s own Trumpian blowhard, Clive Palmer, has pledged the services of the mighty Titanic II towards the US blockade of the…
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Aussies urged to take all that sh*t off their 4WDs they never use to save fuel
The Labor Government has said what everyone has been thinking for decades in Australia: it’s time for 4WD owning weekend warriors to get a fkn…
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BREAKING: Motorists urged to cut floor out of cars and go full Flintstone to save fuel
Aussie motorists are being urged to go “full Flintstone” in an effort to preserve precious fuel during the Iran conflict. According to the Government ad,…
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Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land
Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…
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Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America
Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…
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AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all
The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…
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