Spanish World Cup Stars in for a Treat After Wrong Málaga Booked for Celebrations
Spain has reached the highest level of soccer once again and thanks to a delightful little admin error they are about to enjoy the highest…
View More Spanish World Cup Stars in for a Treat After Wrong Málaga Booked for CelebrationsMRO hands West Coast’s Bench 3 weeks for rough conduct against Harley Reid
West Coast’s interchange bench has been slapped with a 3-week ban for what the MRO described as “flagrant rough conduct” against Harley Reid in the…
View More MRO hands West Coast’s Bench 3 weeks for rough conduct against Harley ReidJustin Langer Deemed Unsuitable To Coach England Due To History Of Winning
Rumours have been circulating that Justin Langer is the most likely candidate to be nominated as the next English Cricket Coach. However, clearly no one…
View More Justin Langer Deemed Unsuitable To Coach England Due To History Of WinningBHP In Strife as Automated Sparkies Develop Sentience and Also Join the Picket Line
BHP is having a ‘mare today after the automated sparkies they’d developed to avoid having to pay real ones developed sentience and decided to join…
View More BHP In Strife as Automated Sparkies Develop Sentience and Also Join the Picket LineEngland Blames Tougher Brexit Border Controls for Football’s Inability to Come Home
England vehemently deny that the reason it’s not coming home is because they choked against Argentina. Or any other of their World Cup crash outs.…
View More England Blames Tougher Brexit Border Controls for Football’s Inability to Come HomeBHP Denies Arrival of Planes Full of New Zealanders Has Anything to Do with Thursday’s Strike
BHP says the arrival of several QantasLink planes full of Kiwis has absolutely nothing to do with the planned industrial action tomorrow. However, sources close…
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