1. He’s well known for grabbing a bowl of wedges for the table when it’s his round
2. He always rehomes parking tickets when he’s got some time left on his
3. He gives up his booked aisle seat on the plane to those in need
4. He mows his neighbour’s verge when he’s doing his
5. He always keeps left unless overtaking
6. He’s a well known courtesy flusher
7. He has delivered several babies in emergencies
8. He asks if you want anything before doing a servo run
9. He moves down the carriage when he gets on a train
10. He’ll take your bin in while taking his
11. Gives the finger raise wave even in metro areas
12. He lets you merge
13. He’s up early after a house party to help clean
14. He has an Uber rating of 5
15. He sits calmly in his seat after the plane has landed until it’s time to disembark
16. He always rewound his tapes when renting from Blockbuster
17. He thoroughly cleans park BBqs and never rawdawgs honey soy chicken skewers on them
18. He never double Draw 4s anyone in Uno
19. He doesn’t cross-contaminate the butter & Vegemite
20. He’ll volunteer his ute if he hears you’re moving house
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?