It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others.
Being a proud PSA lad, he engaged in very normal activities with his mates growing up. When he wasn’t kicking a footy or running amok on Rotto he was most likely in a circle around a SAO biscuit furiously trying to rub one out before his mates reached their crescendo.
It was a high stakes game and one he maintains he’s never lost. However, if you look at the gaping void in his soul when he gazes upon a packet of SAO you might begin to doubt that. He told The Times,
“It was kind of like barcode bash. Just a bunch of bloody good mates in a circle really pumping those arms. Tell you what though, you’d much rather lose a game of barcode bash than soggy biscuit. Christ, you probably thought Vegemite was salty”
Of course, many often assumed the mythical game was just that, a myth. Even though one of the biggest bands of the era was named after it -Limp Bizkit.
Accordingly, Lachlan like most private school boys have a hard time being around the savoury snack these days.
Luckily for Lachlan, the bland, salty biscuit has gone out of favour somewhat with Australians. Perhaps more have played the game than they’d like to admit?
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