What do you think people say when they see an influencer post photos of Bali photoshoots and Instagram ads? They say, “
Inspirational Quotes about Hustling
Only successful people post inspirational quotes, everyone knows that. Try taking the old,
Make sure enough inspiration is showing out the sides of your bikini and then post ambiguously about hustling! People will automatically assume you are building your “brand”. Whatever the hell that means.
Other People’s Money
The best part about living a blessed life is that there’s always 6 degrees of separation away from someone with nice things for you to leech off.
Never, EVER give up an opportunity to pose in front of a friend’s expensive car. Simialrly, while you’re bestie is in the toilet grab her YSL bag and snap a few selfies for a rainy day. Ultimately, haters are going to have to prove that shit isn’t yours, so good luck to them.
@’ing Brands on Instagram
People get so caught up with what “being sponsored” actually means. Why wait for a brand to notice
Don’t listen to the haters that say this simply makes you a “customer”, it doesn’t. Just think about it as practice for when you have a
Your Tribe
Ask yourself, “what are my friends doing for me”. Really ask yourself. Do they have nice things? Do they have beach houses? Do they know any AFL players that you can hitch a financial ride off?
If the answer is no, cut them loose! You are never going to get a feature photo in STM hanging around unfashionable losers. You won’t even think about all the memories you had with your former “friends” once you start going to grand openings of pop-up bars.
AfterPay
AfterPay has made things so easy for influencers. In the old days where you’d need to offer sexual favours for every little thing you wanted.
Well, now, you can just buy flights, clothes & make-up on AfterPay, and give some sugar to a businessman at the Raffles in 6 weeks time. Buy now, blow later. Very efficient.
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