REPORT: sons of Perth’s boat owners have about 1 hour to replace those flares
The Socceroos’ 2-1 loss to Lionel Messi (or Argentina as the team is sometimes known) was celebrated through the night in Northbridge with fans letting…
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The Perth Boat Owner
John had ground down his will to live on the corporate coalface for 20 years and was now in a position to treat himself. He…
Jet Ski Owner Shocks Onlookers With Good Behaviour On and Off the Water
A community is in shock this morning after a local jet ski owner rocked the foundations of everything they thought they knew about jet ski…
Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast
Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…
Boat Ramps Prepare for Big Day of “Incompetence or Insurance Job” Game
There’s nothing like excellent Summer weather on the weekend to stoke the nautical wiles of WA’s weekend warrior boating community. You know what they say,…
Ms Perth Boat Hoe
In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…