Old mate shocks pub goers by having a red hot crack at his side salad
Everything the local pub thought they knew about Macka has been shattered into a million pieces over night after he exhibited some truly out of…
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A Day In The Life Of Old Mate
6:00 am – up at sparrows to let my staff make a deposit on the neighbour’s lawn. Pinch his copy of the newspaper while I’m there.…
Old mate establishes dominance at the bowlo by going raw dawg on the urinal’s piss grate
An afternoon session of barefoot bowls has turned into a show of dominance after a bloke who goes by “Curly” excused himself from the game…
Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades
Ted & Curly met 20 years ago after Curly set up shop on a barstool across the way from Ted’s position at the bar. From…
Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft
Local footy fan and old mate Frank reckons the AFL has to take drastic action to save the game from becoming unwatchable. He even has…
WA Old Mate “Would’ve Made It” if AFL Used Burleys “Like They Should”
Ask any bar tender from Derby to Esperance and they’ll tell ya that old mate, Kenny, maintains he would’ve been an AFL star if only…