AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname.
It comes after yet another Reid rookie should exceptional talent in his first game against the Geelong Cats. Some say he was the only thing worth watching and scored 4 snags on debut.
A source from within a North Melbourne hospital told The Times,
“This angry little man with a guitar burst in demanding to know the names, weight and height of the recent arrivals. We told him to please leave immediately. He broke down and told us North really needed a future, he needed a Reid”
Likewise, saints Coach Ross “The Boss” Lyon was removed from several maternity wards after demanding to see the young talent. A witness told The Times,
“Ross said the St Kilda footy club had a massive war chest and to let him in. He wanted any Reids in the ward to know that there was a home for them at St Kilda when they come of age”
Hands off Victoria, the Reid name is synonymous with WA success now.
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