The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack of water.
In a clear and powerful move by the AFL, Flagmantle has been assured they’ll have 8 business class quality sinks to urinate in every trip over east to ensure a level playing field.
A spokesperson for the AFL told The Times,
“The AFL is committed to fairness and recognises the burden of travel that Western Australian teams shoulder. We are therefore ensuring that both Freo and West Coast have the necessary amount of high quality sinks to drain the lizard into every flight”
Staunch Westralian footy fans has applauded the move and confirmed that it is a move in the right direction. We spoke to one who told The Times,
“No Victorian team has access to that many business class sinks and as we say in the west, pissing into a good sink is better than pissing into an economy class toilet”
Naturally, the statement has caused some controversy with VFL fans who claim that 8 business class seats are enough and the provision of extra delux sinks is unfair.
It has also drawn the ire of NSW, QLD & SA teams who reckon they should be getting at least 4 sinks too.
You can’t please everyone!