In her 20s, Anna flopped, slopped and pinged her way through the Perth party circuit. Now, she’s a respected professional with a loving family and strong connection to the community.
Not bad for a former sesh-rat who once deployed a tactical vom into her friends stiletto while carrying on like a pork chop at the Leederville taxi rank.
Now sitting at the new incantation of the Leedy, Anna reflects on what used to be. Telling The Times,
“Back in my party days, you’d need the jaws of life to get me out of one of the Leedy cages. Any given Wednesday, I’d be 8 Smirny Ices deep making noises that would frighten a marauding horde of Viking. Those were the days”
Indeed, even Anna’s own family had doubts on whether she was going to get her shit together and finish her uni degree. Her father recounts,
“Yeah look, she took 7 years to finish a 3 year Notre Dame degree and I thought, well those private school fees were well spent but look at her now! She hasn’t been to the Hip-E-Club in over a decade. Proud dad right here”
Although, this isn’t fully true. Anna admits to a “small relapse” on a hen’s night in 2018. However, she maintains that the allure of the sticky floor didn’t summon up the sesh monster that she vanquished so many moons ago.
Well done Anna. Showing us all how to do it.
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