Albo is a man on a mission and that mission is to see kids under 14 banned from social media for what he claims is their own good.
However, the Labor PM has discovered another reason to ban social media after he was forced to endure several episodes of the Gen Alpha smash hit – Skibidi Toilet.
He also came across several TikToks accusing him of having no rizz for his plan and being a sus beta without a single drop of sigma in him.
One TikToker also accused him of having no gyatt. A serious allegation in the Gen Alpha world. A spokesperson for Labor told The Times,
“Wtf was that? I know every generation has their nonsense but why is Michael Bay making a movie about that? Why have teachers been brought to the point of breaking over it over the last few years? Get the kids off the social media”
Not everyone is happy with Albo’s proposed ban. Mostly, it’s believed to be a futile attempt at censorship given Gen Z had no issues acquiring drugs from the darkweb – simply put, gen Alpha will find a way on.
We spoke to a self-loathing Gen Alpha who sort of understood the PM’s position after watching Skibidi Toilet. Adding,
“Don’t lump me into that brainrot shit. I’m sorry you had to see that but it doesn’t represent our entire generation. I personally haven’t said rizz or rizzler in 4 hours. Some of us are different”
Food for thought.