A major investigation is underway as to how an American journalist was mistakenly added to an AFL Whatsapp group chat that was discussing an upcoming attack on the great game we like.
The journalist from The Atlantic told The Times that he got the notification at about 3 am his time and was privy to quite an alarming conversation. Adding,
“There were quite a lot of topics in conversation including to eliminate any tackling involving contact between any parts of two players bodies, offering full broadcast rights to SportsBet and of course forcing players to publicly apologise to the fully grown drongos that abuse them all game long”
The journalists inclusion in the group chat was noticed about an hour after the invite was sent. So he got plenty of juicy information.
In another thread, the journalist heard the AFL confirm the existence of “Vic Bias” and saw a comment about shoving another 10am up the Perth clacker get about 20 laugh reacts. He told us,
“What I can tell the good people of WA is that the AFL really doesn’t appreciate your contribution to the game and even suggested Monday morning games for the Eagles and Dockers”
Alarming stuff. The AFL has released a statement saying that an error was made and that Vic Bias absolutely does not exist.
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