Americans who have logged onto social media to try and get information about the impending hurricane have been met with a flurry of comments from Thommo.
The seasoned campaigner and Pilbara local has been through his fair share of cyclones and has some choice words for the septic tanks.
We spoke to an Florida man who encountered Thommo in the comments section of a Facebook post. He told The Times,
“He kept telling me that he’d track me down and boof my dad if I kept calling it a hurricane. He was very insistent it was a cyclone and that I’m a softcock if I’d be doing anything other than buying up cartons of piss and ride it out with some mates and a few points of shard”
It certainly was advice contrary to the authorities so we tracked down Thommo and asked him if he thought his advice was responsible. He told us,
“I wouldn’t get out of bed for whatever the fark that hurricane is. Category whogivesashit mate. I remember skoling my 30th bush chook while holding onto my roof with one hand during a cat 5 but it was really more of a cat 7 ya know I’m just hell strong”
It will come as a surprise to noone that the Florida man and everyone else who say Thommo’s drunken ramblings have decided against getting as intoxicated as possible before the storm hits.
Thommo is reportedly disgusted.
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