American Pharmaceutical giants may think they are powerful, but they will be biting off more than they can chew if they continue to talk smack about our beloved PBS.
The Pharmeceutical Benefits Scheme is what separates Aussies from the US. It provides access to life saving medicines that the Pharmeceutical companies would gladly see you sacrifice your firstborn child at the altar of capitalism for.
That’s why if they continue to lobby President Oompa Loompa to punish Australia for the PBS via retaliatory tariffs we’ll be forced to send in the emus – our most feared and competent defence force.
In short the Government’s position is that neither we nor the emus will tolerate being Shkreli’d up the wazoo by these disease loving septic tanks.
The Australian Government said the following In a statement provided exclusively to The Times,
“Justice will be swift. Direct descendants of the original brave emu soldiers have been briefed and will deploy on American soil if so much as another negative comment is made about the PBS by these bloodsucking parasites”
Of course, the emus represent themselves and do not fight under the banner of Australia. This is will help prevent any accusations of war or the like.
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