Bear Grylls found himself in a spot of bother when he arrived in Perth for the first leg of his tour.
When he arrived, he received a call from his driver asking him where tf he was. To Bear’s dismay he’d pulled a classic Perth error of getting the terminals wrong.
His driver was now lost in the abyss of the domestic terminal labyrinth and after several hours of trying to escape Bear was informed he’d have to make his way to T3 or T4 from his position at T1.
That’s where his nightmare begun. A spokesperson for Grylls told The Times,
“Even an experienced survivalist like Bear struggled to work out the shuttle bus between the terminals. Time was wearing on and admittedly things got a little desperate by the 7th hour of being stranded”
Indeed, faced with the prospect of paying airport prices for water or doing what he does best, Bear decided that he’d be hydrating from the meat-tap.
Onlookers saw the star consuming his own piss and one good Samaritan decided enough was enough. He told The Times,
“We’ve all been there, I knew this was a challenge too great for Bear so I told him I’d give him a lift but we might get stuck in Tonkin traffic. He came with me and after 45 mins in traffic he started filling up his water bottle with more piss! I was like, mate, hope you got enough in the tank for me”
We can happily report that Bear did in fact share his steaming bottle of human piss with the man.
What a special moment.
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