A BMW driver has been left red faced after accidently knocking his indicator lever while merging on the Mitchell Freeway today.
The incident occurred at about 1:15 pm, when the BMW driver was distracted by a very important business call worth millions of dollars, you absolute plebs.
While celebrating closing a deal (that you peons couldn’t even comprehend in your little monkey brains) the BMW driver mistakenly indicated correctly while merging rapidly into the lane.
We spoke to the car behind him who said he was shocked, adding,
“Yeah this dbag cut me off but he gave a little sorry wave, he used his indicator though so that’s a start. He then gestured for me to unwind my window at the lights at he told me that he was very sorry and he NEVER meant to indicate”
It was a truly shocking scene. We managed to track down the BMW driver who was staring into a glass table beside himself. Adding,
“What have I done. What did I do, man! You hear horror stories about people not paying attention on the road and the consequences but I’ve made people think BMW drivers actually do know where the indicator is! I don’t! I swear I don’t”
Hmmm, we believe you.