The brewery staff running a stall at Froth Town have reported that against the odds they enjoyed a full 15 seconds of uninterrupted bliss during a tasting notes presentation.
Showcasing some of their new beers, a member of the brewery team said he could tell this bearded farkwit in a craft beer t-shirt and off-putting beard was chomping at the bit to interject but “graciously” allowed him to get most of his points out. Adding,
“He was like a beer can himself. Rotund and ready to blow with every verbal shake I delivered. Eventually it all became too much for him and had to add his two cents”
A witness at the beer stall was unfortunate enough to stand next to the man who clearly had consumed a few high percentage drops. She told The Times,
“He was involuntarily burping throughout his impromptu presentation. He started off by trying to stump the brewer with questions he thought was really clever and then just went straight into explaining the more nuanced tastes he was able to get from the beer. He was a clown”
After several mic drop moments (in his own mind) the man was seen heading for yeastier pastures to spread his wisdom and ensure the people who actually make the beer know what they are talking about.
On’ya mate.