Bumrah heads to nearby skatepark to stare down some more teens

Indian fast bowler and stand in captain Jasprit Bumrah has reportedly been left feeling unsatisfied with giving Aussie star Sam Konstas an icy send off despite not getting him out today.

To satisfy his need to staunch teenagers, Bumrah allegedly made haste to a nearby skatepark hoping to find more sassy little punks to give the stink eye too.

A spokesperson for the Indian Cricket Team told The Times,

“Few understand the pure rush of giving a send off to the non striker after getting the striker out. You can’t just stop after that. You need more. Jasprit has therefore gone to where he knows teenagers with attitudes will be to deliver some more ocular justice”

By the time of this report, Jasprit has delivered 2 send offs to teenagers who were unable to land kick flips and even told one to get back to the pavilion after cooking a nose grind.

Many in the cricket world have labelled Bumrah’s actions as immature and question why a 30 year old man has let a 19 year old rattle him so much.

Others are just thankful for the drama it is all providing. After all, are we not entertrained?