Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…
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9 pests you can’t avoid at the work Xmas party
1. The HR plant HR themselves should’ve already waged a lengthy campaign of terror in the lead-up to the Xmas party. All there is left…
View More 9 pests you can’t avoid at the work Xmas partyEven a blessed Whale knows that Port Beach is the best in Perth
(Photo credit: Ori Weiser) Reports came in that Clive Palmer came down to Freo for a dip. The horror. Alas it was just a beauty…
View More Even a blessed Whale knows that Port Beach is the best in PerthFitness Community Urged to Start Training on Seltzers Now to be Piss-Fit for X-Mas Party
A local BodyFit class is looking to avoid the mistakes of yesteryear and implement some rigorous training to ensure every member has a base level…
View More Fitness Community Urged to Start Training on Seltzers Now to be Piss-Fit for X-Mas PartyJetstar passenger refused boarding after presenting punctually, clean and sober
A passenger has been frogmarched out of the Jetstar terminal this afternoon after having the audacity to present to his flight in a socially acceptable…
View More Jetstar passenger refused boarding after presenting punctually, clean and soberREPORT: “Babysitting” – a pretty casual description for dad’s parental duties
A local Dad has apologised to his mates for having to skip today’s pub session on account of needing to “babysit” his own kids. Naturally,…
View More REPORT: “Babysitting” – a pretty casual description for dad’s parental duties