A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…
View More Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pmCategory: Bell Tower Times
New op shop opening next to Raine Square boutiques to reach customers who can afford op shops
Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Tiffany & Co. What do these brands have in common? They are about to share Rain Square with a real heavy hitter…
View More New op shop opening next to Raine Square boutiques to reach customers who can afford op shopsLocal Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
View More Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France StageNew Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming Efficiency
Australian consumers could soon be wearing a Galati-leg-hair-Gilet or a full body hair sleeping bag after a groundbreaking study has revealed that the spud king’s…
View More New Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming EfficiencyArt Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial Audience
Finally! Art Attack is coming back to the screens in a modern re-envisioning where Neil will spend most of the episode getting pissed as he…
View More Art Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial AudienceBREAKING: The Thames Now 100% Salt Water After Flood Of English Tears
The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…
View More BREAKING: The Thames Now 100% Salt Water After Flood Of English Tears