We have it on good authority that pop superstars Coldplay will not be able to leave the Republic of Westralia until every citizen has had…
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WA Coldplay fans demand a trigger warning as Ticketmaster’s system brings back painful memories of booking Rotto accommodation
Thousands of Western Australians have been reminded of Rotto’s heinous booking system while trying to nab some tickets for Coldplay this morning. There are now…
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A Day In The Life Of A High Wycombe Gentleman
6:30 am– I Wake up to the Wyckie alarm clock – a sleep-dodging crackie laying a fat skid outside me house. I race to me…
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Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…
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Perth Woman Smashes Future $400 Power Credit On First Moderately Cold Morning
No sooner than the news broke that West Aussies would be receiving a $400 power credit in the State budget had Perth woman, Elise ran…
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Couple evicted from Garden & Outdoor Living Festival after failing to cause sufficient aisle rage with wanderer cart
A day at the Langley Park Garden & Outdoor Living Festival has turned sour for a couple after they were accused of showing undue consideration…
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