4:30 am – running late for me flight because I’m trying to force all 3 long necks of Woodstock down me gullet. Get the boy…
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Taylor Swift Adds WA To Her Tour After Being Assured Of Inspiration From Perth’s Horrific Dating Pool
A bunch of dedicated Perth “Swifties” have done the impossible and convinced Taylor Swift to add WA to her Australian tour after guaranteeing her that…
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Geraldton to the Rescue: WA’s Most Advanced Submarine Enlisted to Find Titanic Submersible
When Geraldton makes it to the wireless, you rarely hear of just how big a heart the City has. This is Geraldton’s Thai kids in…
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9 Ways To Take Bassendean By The Horns On Your Next Day Out
1. Talk shit at a WAFL game Have you truly lived until you’ve taken in a mighty Swan’s Districts home game while sinking froffs and…
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A Review Of Swan Gold 3.5%
As I took my first sip, I instantly felt my shorts recede to full King Gee stubby proportions. The light golden lager washed around in…
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Perth Restaurant Sensationally Bans Influencers, Tells Them To TikTok Elsewhere
Motivated by a recent decision by a NOR chef to ban vegans, a Perth restaurateur has decided to take aim at a group he would…
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