The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Study Finds Perth Residents “Baffled” By Existence of a Suburb at Least Twice per Day
A study has recently concluded that the average Perth resident is genuinely perplexed by the existence suburb they’ve never heard of before roughly twice per…
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Basil Zempilas Proposes Own Version Of Bazball To Ensure Victory In The Ashes
When one watched the first session of the Ashes last night something was very clear. England’s Bazball is a scourge and must be cleansed by…
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Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth
There was little doubt in people’s minds that the already drunk guy on a flight from London to Amsterdam this morning was from Western Australia…
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REPORT: new construction site ain’t getting rid of local Mediterranean man that easily
A team of tradies has watched a local Mediterranean man in Balcatta go from peeking out his window to gawking from his driveway and finally…
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Karrinyup Delights Kerr Fans By Announcing She’ll Be There All Week As She Tries To Escape The Car Park
Sam Kerr fans may have worried they missed their chance to see the WA soccer icon if they didn’t get down to Karrinyup yesterday for…
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