Optometrists all over WA are dreaming of all the future money they are going to make as an entire state fought their commonsense to have…
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NASA Amazed By Strange Life Forms They Encountered At An Exmouth Boat Ramp
A group of NASA scientists has had an encounter of a lifetime in Exmouth as they prepare to witness the total solar eclipse. It occurred…
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Mid 30’s Scarborough Bloke “Still Got What It Takes” To Carve Up Marg River Pro
“Kelly Slater is 50, mate, and you think I couldn’t dominate the field? Give me a break”, Jai said while noticeably sucking in his 5-pint-a-day beer…
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Cowaramup Concerned It Hasn’t Gone Hard Enough On The Whole Cow Thing
The greatest minds in the South West remain vexed as to whether they have laid the whole “cow theme” thick enough as they walk around…
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American Eclipse Tourist Even More Confused About Which Side Of the Road To Drive On After 5 Mins On Indian Ocean Drive
An American eclipse hunter has been left more confused than ever after embarking on their trip Up North to Exmouth for the total solar eclipse. …
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WA Rolls Out 10c Refund On Vape Boxes, Millionaires Expected Overnight
A new class of millionaires is expected to burst force onto the WA social scene as the Government rolls out 10c refunds on discarded vapes…
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