Go Stereosonic – just because the festival ended doesn’t mean the lifestyle has to. Dancing like a shirtless creatine-dick is the number one tool in your…
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Popular Cafe Forced To Let Barista Go After She Fails To Hit Her TikTok KPIs
A popular WA cafe has made the hard decision to let a highly skilled barista go after her work-related TikTok content wasn’t hitting the high…
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WA Decides To Scrap Driving Tests Altogether, Stating ‘Honestly, What’s The Point?’
Western Australia is set to be the first State in Australia to do away with driver education altogether based on decades of empirical evidence that…
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BREAKING: Snoop Dogg Denied Entry Into Inglewood For Wearing Blue Shoes
A special police operation designed to prevent the igniting of Perth’s famous bloods v crips scene has been set up on Beaufort Street. Their primary…
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Snoop Spotted At A Belmont Open House Buying A Dirty 30
Rap icon Snoop Dogg landed in Perth today and wasted no time pursuing his favourite pastime. Unfortunately, he was told that the weed in Perf…
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The Backstreet Boys Confirm “DNA Tour” Really About Tracking Down All The Backstreet Babies They Created Over The Years
Backstreet’s back, alright! Back to try and foster relationships with the potential thousands of illegitimate children they have fathered over the years given their status…
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