Kochie has shocked the nation by appearing in legitimate social media posts announcing his retirement from Sunrise this morning. Previously, the only time anyone has…
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Imaginations have been running wild after ex-Collingwood coach Nathan Buckley was spotted in Freo’s coaching box last night for Flagyalup’s win over Naarm. Bucks has…
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“Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…
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The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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