It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East
“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…
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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend
An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…
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WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage
The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…
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REPORT: Tuesdays Way Shitter Than Mondays
A young office worker has finally realised that Mondays are nothing to fear. Despite the culture around hating Mondays the young buck has learned that…
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