An inner north 27 year old has shocked her community by bucking the trend and not joining the hordes of activewear-clad boiled bread seekers on…
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Mr. Perth Real Estate Agent
After listening to several hundred hours of corny self-help podcasts, old mate has decided to abandon his birth name and go by Clooney. He looks…
View More Mr. Perth Real Estate AgentSwanbourne Exhibitionist Sues Bottomless Brunch For Misleading Advertising
A Swanbourne exhibitionist was left red-cheeked last weekend after being forcibly removed from a bottomless brunch for taking it a little too literally. Witnesses said…
View More Swanbourne Exhibitionist Sues Bottomless Brunch For Misleading AdvertisingPerth Man Who Has Had A Gutful Of His Car Treats Himself To A Staycation At Crown
A Perth man who bought an Alfa Romeo sports car at the lowest moment of his midlife crisis has had an absolute gutful of the…
View More Perth Man Who Has Had A Gutful Of His Car Treats Himself To A Staycation At CrownWA put on high alert as Sting concert leaves toey boomers with a tantric-twinkle in their eyes
A lot of the focus this weekend has been on the UFC but let’s not forget about the real threat – horny boomers getting all…
View More WA put on high alert as Sting concert leaves toey boomers with a tantric-twinkle in their eyesLocal Councils Consider Allowing Right Turns At Beaufort & Walcott Again To Spice Things Up
The City of Stirling and The City of Vincent have considered spicing things up a little and allowing motorists to turn right at the notorious…
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