Authorities have released a “Red Alert” ahead of Ed Sheeran’s second tour of Perth as the local ranga community are feeling dangerous levels of validation. …
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Ginger English Bloke Mobbed In Butler After Being Mistaken For Ed Sheeran
A NOR ranga is recovering at home this afternoon after a mob of frenzied teens lost control in Butler after mistaking the man for pop…
View More Ginger English Bloke Mobbed In Butler After Being Mistaken For Ed SheeranApprentice Spends Day Nervously Giggling At Every Tradie Wishing Him A Nice International Women’s Day
Young Simon endured a barrage of IWD jokes from every tradie on-site starting with his boss bringing in a bra for the youngin to wear.…
View More Apprentice Spends Day Nervously Giggling At Every Tradie Wishing Him A Nice International Women’s DayToyota Unveil New “Huntsman” Safety Mode For When The Inevitable Strikes
Toyota has finally shown appreciation for its loyal Australian customer base by developing a new safety feature to prevent a crash in the case of…
View More Toyota Unveil New “Huntsman” Safety Mode For When The Inevitable StrikesStrange Balloon Appears Over Kalgoorlie Super Pit As Perth Mint’s Diluted Gold Scandal Deepens
Kalgoorlie residents have noticed a strange balloon that floated above Kalgoorlie towards the Super Pit mine today. Sources from within the WA Government believe that…
View More Strange Balloon Appears Over Kalgoorlie Super Pit As Perth Mint’s Diluted Gold Scandal DeepensChina Furious After Latest Delivery Of Gold Bars From Perth Mint
Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
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