Compete like a champion – the Rotto Swim is all about competition. About being the best you can be. For a few thousand well oiled…
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Even Truckie Who Triple Bangs Dares Wouldn’t Touch Logan Paul’s Prime Energy Drink
A seasoned truckie who knows his way around the iced coffee section of the local servo reckons Logan Paul’s caffeine saturated Prime energy drink is…
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REPORT: Public Transport Centre’s Mother Says He Looks Very Handsome
Perth’s Public Transport Centre has lived a Quasimodo-esque existence. Hiding in the depth of East Perth. Trying to avoid the public eye because of the…
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Joycey Asks Taxpayers To Dig Extra Deep For His Juicy Bonus This Year
CEO of Qantas has thanked taxpayers for bailing out his company so he could continue to make eye-watering sums of money off the backs of…
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5 Types Of Pub Quiz Participants That Have No Place In Civilised Society
The confident idiot – This potato-brained-fuck loves to insist on knowing the answer to almost every question. Only problem is they hit fewer targets than a…
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Joycey Credits Trashing Airline’s Entire Reputation For Half Year $1 Billion Profit
The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…
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