Old mate doesn’t get down to Yallingup much these days. In fact, the only real pleasure he gets from the luxurious beach house is the…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker
Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…
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Hami Hill Crowned Chakra Capital Of Perth As Hippies Priced Out Of Freo
It’s been a long time coming for Hami Hill and the woo-woo community is stoked to finally gain the official recognition of being Perth’s official…
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Australian Thong Etiquette 101
1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…
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Family struggling with cost of living “comforted” by how much Claremont residents will make renting out their verges to them this weekend
A young Baldivis family has made every sacrifice imaginable to save up enough cash to treat their two kids to a day out at the…
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How to Avoid Offending West Aussies (Part 1)
Don’t disrespect Justin Langer – as proven yesterday, if you want WA to turn on you like a salad-tossing swarm of bees after Winnie the…
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