Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”
One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…
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Ms Cottesloe
Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…
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IN FOCUS: Hyundai Getz
Some say that between 2002 – 2011, motoring performance hit its peak – the Hyundai Getz. Others would disagree, including Hyundai Australian CEO, Lee Edwards…
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Mr Cottesloe
Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…
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Mr UWA Social Club
Enrolling at UWA enabled Benjamin to break the shackles of pencil-dickery and forge a new identity as a beer o’clock crusader Luckily for Benny boy,…
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