Tom, a first year law student, has a very clear message for the inner city bar staff who, in his learned opinion, erroneously assessed his…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Bunbury Ute Yellow Stickered for Failing to Display Hillzeez Bumper Sticker
Bunbury Police have been left in disgust after pulling over a Bunbury who failed to display the mandatory Hillzeez bumper sticker on the weekend. Local…
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IN FOCUS: Cum-trees (aka Ornamental Pears)
If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”
One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…
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Ms Cottesloe
Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…
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