The 2028 Olympics will be the first Olympics to trial “Caucasian wedding dancing” as an event after the overwhelming popularity of the Breaking in Paris. …
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Controversy in the Olympic breakdancing after this kid was seen interfering
The integrity of Breaking has been called into question after a small, ratty, Finnish kid with a Mp3 player remote was seen influencing the dancers…
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Qantas drops London to Perth direct flight, cites lack of available real estate in northern suburbs
Qantas has been forced to drop the London to Perth direct flight due to concerns from limey expats that there isn’t enough available real estate…
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Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush
A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…
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Fears of a Sweet & Sour Pork shortage as nation prepares to honour the late Jack Karlson
Chinese restaurants all over Australia are preparing for an onslaught today as the man fan’s of Jack Karlson prepare to celebrate his life over a…
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Margs faux-hippie credits her crystal arrangement for local boy Robinson’s Olympic success
A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…
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