Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
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Perth breeder introduces mandatory 6 week Tamagotchi trial for prospective pet owners
Tired of boneheads underestimating the commitment of owning an animal, a Perth breeder has made the novel move to require all prospective buyers to complete…
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WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row
Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning. This represents…
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Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
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Decades on WA man still haunted by threat of spitfire nests
It has been decades since Matt has climbed a tree or even seen a spitfire nest. Nevertheless, the fear strikes to the core of his…
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American Media Reporting They Are at the Top of the AFL 2024 Premiership Ladder
The seppos are at it again! Not only do they try to finesse their Olympic standing every 4 years by ordering the tally based on…
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