A recent study has concluded that while Perth is large enough to need extended trading on Thursdays it’s still too small to guarantee shoppers won’t…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end
The nation’s sickest puppies have entered a state of seasonal depression as Shepard avocado season comes to an end. Typically, well-adjusted human beings favour the…
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IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome
Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…
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Perth couple decide to mix it up and celebrate anniversary at C Restaurant
In a crazy act of spontaneity, a Perth couple has breached new ground and done what no other couple have done before and booked a…
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Relationship with FIFO bloke can’t proceed until he’s been cleared from every “are we dating the same person?” FB group
Everyone knows the foundation to any healthy relationship is distrust, paranoia, and public shaming. So you can only imagine how quickly Krystal consulted her local…
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Man regrets bringing an Ozito to a Milwaukee fight
A notorious weekend warrior has failed to bond with his new neighbours after hearing a bit of DIY going on over the weekend. At approximately…
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