8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae
Affluent residents from Rossmoyne to Peppermint Grove have been more than a little curious as to what the City of Vincent is going to do…
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Perth Property Seller Not Letting Reality Get In The Way Of Their Absurd Asking Price
A Perth property has languished on the market for well over 300 days now however the owners sure as fark ain’t backing down on their…
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Kane Cornes accuses West Coast of tanking after thumping Richmond
SEN’s top blowhard Kane Cornes has sensationally accused The West Coast Eagles of tanking after witnessing their dominate performance against Richmond at Perth Stadium. Cornes…
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Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
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Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in 6 months
Experts have released a grim forecast that if the current trend of hot, dry summers continues then Perth’s 4WD community may not get a chance…
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