Brolyn wakes up harder than a headshot on Oddjob during a heated session of Goldeneye. He has been dreaming of diesel soot again and deals…
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Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo
Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…
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Study confirms getting a clear run to race the train along the Freeway is the best feeling in the world
Science has finally confirmed what every Perth motorist has known for some time – that the feeling of the stars aligning for you to have…
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Reverse Parallel Parkaphobe Not Cut Out For The East Vic Park Dining Scene
Jesse is a 25-year-old coward and all-round inept driver who has consistently let the anxiety of having to perform a reverse parallel park stop her…
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Visiting doctor selflessly takes time out of Perth trip to help understaffed health system
World renowned physician, Dr Johnny Sins, has selflessly swooped in to attend to patients at several of Perth’s hospitals which have been under the pump…
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Young Parents Find Themselves Smashing Bluey Reruns When Kid Isn’t Even Around
A couple of young parents have begun to wonder who enjoys Bluey more, them or their child? This quandary comes after they have found themselves…
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