You can imagine how much of a giga-chud Simon felt like using an inferior drink bottle for the past 30 years of his life. He…
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IN FOCUS: Surviving Work After Another Long Weekend Bender
Well, once again the cruel rotisserie of life has you over the morning coals and you’ve gone and cooked the bloody chook again. You are…
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Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread
Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…
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Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status
Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…
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Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer
A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…
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REPORT: Down South Local is About to Blow!
Ordinarily, down south local, Ray, would lock himself away on his Margaret River property until the blow-ins blow out on Monday afternoon. Alas, his relatives…
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