The Australian Government has boldly implemented a new plan to protect its citizens from encounters with Shepard-loving-sickos. The plan comes in the form of a…
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Regional WA schools eye-off brand spankin’ projectors after Albo’s funding pledge
Regional schools all across WA are salivating at the prospect of picking up a fresh overhead projector after Albo announced he would fully fund public…
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Western Derby Trophy replaced with a wooden spoon to reflect what’s really at stake
In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
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Elite private school parents demand compensation for having to travel to the City of Armadale for the Head of the River
PSA rowing parents have once again been forced to make the pilgrimage to Champion Lakes, in the City of Armadale to watch their siverspoonlings complete…
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ACCC recommends Woolworths be stripped of its nickname until it redeems itself to the Aussie public
The ACCC Inquiry has made a bold recommendation in its inquiry findings after being personally aggrieved by the retail giant. It is understood that members…
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Toyota jump on today’s Scarborough incident as proof a Prado can go off road
Toyota’s top brass have spent the afternoon fist pumping after footage emerged of a Prado being driven onto Scabs Beach with police in hot pursuit.…
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