Dear diary, how ya garn? Chook here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Inedible generic eggs prepare for least anticipated Easter comeback tour thanks to cost-of-living crisis
Inedible generic easter eggs were a staple of many childhoods. Their oily consistency reminded one of the sorts of joy that could only usually be…
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Millennial gives thanks every day social media wasn’t around during his Nu Metal era
An ageing millennial takes a moment at least once a day to thank the powers that be that social media was in its infant stages…
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Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…
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WA slaps reciprocal tariff on Lady Gaga’s beef with Perth following tour snub
The great nation of Westralia has served back a massive fark you to Lady Gaga after if was announced she was going to dog Perth…
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UN warns Trump to stop threatening Australia with the thought of eating American beef
The United Nations has urged the unhinged President that even making Australians think about having to eat their beef is a violation of human rights. …
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