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One might be wondering why The Foo Fighters chose to kick off their tour in sunny old Perth. Well, it can now be revealed that…
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Kochie has shocked the nation by appearing in legitimate social media posts announcing his retirement from Sunrise this morning. Previously, the only time anyone has…
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The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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