Chris Martin was shocked to discover Perth’s Crown Towers weren’t quite as fancy as some other major hotels he’s stayed at across the world. Accordingly,…
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Coldplay is demanding answers as to where their kit is after landing in Perth early to enjoy a wholesome day out on the Armadale Line…
View More Coldplay fuming as band’s kit stuck somewhere in the Tonkin Highway roadworks void
Famous environmentalists, Coldplay, have arrived in Perth via private charter today ahead of their weekend shows at Perth Arena. The band originally had intended to…
View More Coldplay arrive in Perth early to enjoy a cheeky ride on the Armadale Line before it’s too late
Despite peppering his non-private social media with pissed up race day photos, Tim still reckons he can pull off the perfect ruse tomorrow by telling…
View More Sloppy Kent That Got In 100s of Photos at Ascot Reckons He Can Pull Off a Sickie Tomorrow
Margot Robbie got a rather unexpected reaction when she mistook a group of ladies in pink high-visibility tops as fans waiting for an autograph. It…
View More Awkward scenes as Margot Robbie mistakes a group of Pilbara princesses for fans
It appears that Mother Nature is having a pollen party at Ascot, at least judging by the rapid and consistent sniffing being heard in the…
View More Fairly savage outbreak of hay fever judging by all that sniffing going on in the Ascot toilets