A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…
View More Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
View More Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
View More Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Kmart has made the bold decision to relocate all checkouts to outside of its stores after a report identified a few customers who said they…
View More Kmart relocates checkouts to outside stores over fears some customers feel trusted
Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…
View More Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it
Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…
View More Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore