The parents of a reasonably fresh newborn admit they greatly overestimated how much their fiendish dedication to festivals such as Stereosonic, Origin, Breakfast, and Future…
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By all accounts, Perth man Ben is a talented young man. He excelled academically, maintained a healthy level of social sport post school and has…
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A Perth subletter has put out a truly tantalising ad on Facebook today. Seeking a tenant to occupy the 2nd half of their spare room…
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A dedicated Flagmantle supporter has decided to keep the Nikon in the drawer this year and give Jacaranda season a miss. He says if he…
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An aspiring influencer has well and truly cracked the shits after sitting down the day after her wedding to review the content she meticulously filmed…
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