An ageing Perth millennial has watched the sensationalist coverage of some rowdy teens in Rotto with a bittersweet mix of emotion. Mostly, however, the man…
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A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…
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A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…
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After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming. It was…
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A local cat-Caesar has resisted the turning tide of public sentiment regarding the responsibility of cat owners to protect native wildlife. To that end “Commodore”…
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3 members of an Inglewood sharehouse have all agreed that their current strategy of destroying a weekend every coupla months in a yard cleaning frenzy…
View More Sharehouse decides to continue cycle of stress-gardening the weekend before inspection rather than regular, light upkeep