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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man Who Just Branded Himself With Seat Buckle Reckons Dog Will Be Fine For Half An Hour

Belle December 22, 2023

An Ellenbrook man who just about left a permanent branding on his skin after he came into contact with his car’s belt buckle reckons his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man signals to the world that he’s given up with new Crocs purchase

Belle December 19, 2023

An ageing millennial has finally succumbed to the tidal wave of pressure to give up on fashion and has washed up on the shore of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym Bro Vows To Make Some Changes And Hit The Pub 3 Times A Week In The New Year After Shameful Xmas Party

Belle December 18, 2023

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym Bro Vows To Make Some Changes And Hit The Pub 3 Times A Week In The New Year After Shameful Xmas Party
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA Man Regrets Bringing a Prado To A LandCruiser Fight

Belle December 15, 2023

Joe was living his dream. He’d saved up a bit of coin and purchased his first second-hand Prado. He was finally part of the fourby…

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Fitness Community Urged to Start Training on Seltzers Now to be Piss-Fit for X-Mas Party

Belle December 9, 2023 Gym

A local BodyFit class is looking to avoid the mistakes of yesteryear and implement some rigorous training to ensure every member has a base level…

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REPORT: “Babysitting” – a pretty casual description for dad’s parental duties

Belle December 9, 2023

A local Dad has apologised to his mates for having to skip today’s pub session on account of needing to “babysit” his own kids. Naturally,…

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