Swaggering like a bloated Oompa Loompa that just negotiated a good unionisation deal for the Chocolate Factory, President Trump says his deal artistry could be…
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Visiting Eastern Stater can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
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Hill dwellers vow to support any party who promises to tighten security at foothills borders
Residents of the Perth Hills have sent a clear message to politicians that their number one concern is to protect the sanctity of the hills…
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City of Perth’s call to scrap free night parking praised for tackling the problem of too many people wanting to visit the CBD
The City of Perth is being told to take a bow after deciding to scrap free night parking and raise the cost of parking across…
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Man still haunted by the horrors of trying to find footy parking around Subi Oval
It’s been the better part of a decade since old Phil had to make the fortnightly pilgrimage to Subiaco to support the Eagles, but he…
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Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived
Residents in the City of Bayswater, Bassendean & Belmont have been desperate to rid their beloved suburbs of a mozzies who have hit in plague…
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