Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…
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Category: Local
West Coast Drive Safety Concerns Solved By Chucking Blinkers On Toey Tradies
Residents in the City of Stirling have raised concerns over pedestrian safety along the revered West Coast Drive. In response, the Council was considering reducing…
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BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill
A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
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Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…
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Belmont Marketplace User Spots An Excellent Deal On His Bike
“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…
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