An up-and-coming bubble tea vendor has literally licked her lips as she drove past a vacant shopfront on Albany Highway East Vic Park. So enamoured…
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A Subtle Clue To Who May Have Won The $30M Lotto Has Sprung Up Overnight
The winner of the $30M lotto may have left a subtle clue to their identity after a billboard telling “Ken” to shove a job up…
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Baz Swoops In On Opportunity After Controversial OF Billboard Appeared In Perth
Basil has reportedly accelerated his plans to launch OnlyBaz after seeing a large billboard advertise an OF’s account in Joondanna over the weekend. Typically, the…
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“All Length, No Girth” – Perth Sprawl Failing To Satisfy Residents
The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…
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Willetton Man Arrested After Trying To Return Bull Creek’s Spaceship To Rightful Home
A Willetton man has been taken into custody today after being spotted in Bull Creek trying to attach a heavy chain to the playground spaceship…
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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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