Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…
View More BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker
It’s been a long time coming for Hami Hill and the woo-woo community is stoked to finally gain the official recognition of being Perth’s official…
View More Hami Hill Crowned Chakra Capital Of Perth As Hippies Priced Out Of Freo
A young Baldivis family has made every sacrifice imaginable to save up enough cash to treat their two kids to a day out at the…
View More Family struggling with cost of living “comforted” by how much Claremont residents will make renting out their verges to them this weekend
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
View More Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…
View More Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”