Category: Local

Rio Tinto has been forced to get on the front foot after large sections of Perth heard a loud explosion this afternoon. Social media has…

View More Rio Tinto assures WA that it wasn’t them this time after loud explosion heard this arvo

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

View More WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Ron, a WA grandfather, has sensationally claimed that the significant decrease in clumped sand battles is the leading factor in every problem that Gen Z…

View More WA Boomer traces all young people’s problems back to the lack of regular boondie fights

TransPerth has attempted to soothe the limey burn of losing to Spain last night with some words of reassurance to Perth’s northern suburbs Englishmen &…

View More TransPerth assures English that unlike Football, its services to Alkimos and Yanchep are actually coming ‘ome lad

Key architects of the Perth public transport system said they were “inspired” by Frodo and his companion’s harrowing trek to Mordor when designing it.  We…

View More Perth reveals that the harrowing journey to Mordor in LOTR was the inspiration behind public transport system

Cockburn man ostracised from community after it came to light he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors  Cockburn is a LGA in shock…

View More Cockburn man ostracised from community after it was revealed he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors